Cure for Cancer Announced

Official cure has been created and is being distributed in Canada for free to everyone.
US Politicians in talks with Insurance companies.
Eggs not part of the plan.
Eggrolls may play a part in the plan.
President lays an egg.

Top Left Analysis

This is the best thing to ever happen 

by Boogy Man - July 12

Insurance should cover this in the US 100%. Please raise my taxes, I want to cover everyone with cancer. Universal healthcare is a human right!

Top Right Response
by Boogy Man - July 12

This is all bull hooey!

Top Right Analysis

Lower Taxes, No Free Healthcare 

by Boogy Man - July 12

I don't want to pay for everyone to be treated if I don't need it. Pay for what you need. No universal healthcare. Every man for himself!